Friday, November 16, 2007

Dear Neighbor's Visitor

Dear Neighbor's Visitor,

Please get out of your stupid car and go to the door. It's clear to me and the whole neighborhood that they are not going to respond to your honking horn. Continued honking will only result in the waking of babies and barking of dogs. I would pray that your car battery dies a quick and painful death but that would leave you stranded in the MIDDLE of the street. Please, just pull into the driveway and knock on the door like a civilized human being.

Sincerely,
Annoyed Neighbor

3 comments:

Meesh said...

Amen!! That is one of my biggest pet peeves!!

Anonymous said...

ROFLOL Did your letter work? ;-)

~Kris

Stephanie Appleton said...

Oh how I hate that. Now a days, they probably have a cell phone, just call if you are to lazy to get out of the car!