Saturday, December 6, 2008

Top Ten

Top Ten Reasons Why It’s Great to Be A Mommy to Boys

10. Indoor bathrooms are optional.
9. Boys only need two pair of shoes.
8. No need to buy toys; boys would rather play with rocks and dirt.
7. Dirty jeans are cool.
6. Boys don’t cry during War Ball.
5. Less drama, less whining, less laundry!
4. There’s always someone nearby to kill that spider.
3. Injuries are something to brag about.
2. Hairstyling consists of 30 seconds with a spray bottle and comb.

And the very best reason to be a Mommy to Boys:

1. You’ll always be the first girl he fell in love with.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL Love it! Well, except for #4. We're still not quite there yet. I still get bug duty.

Oh, and there's one your forgot -- all you have to do get a laugh is say the word, "duty." ;-)

Paper Dali said...

ROFL

I love your list. : )

Wendy said...

Oh, this is so true! I love having two boys! It's great to be the only girl in the house. Woooweee!