Limericks

It's limerick writing day. The poor cat has been the muse for a couple insulting poems while the dog hogs all the glory. Being a cat person, I just don't see why they like the smelly, barking creature better.

There once was a furry old cat
Who was incredibly fat
He went upstairs
To cut his hair
And he wasn’t fat after that

There once was an amazing dog
Who was stuck in a very thick fog
He found his way out
By using his snout
And then he fell over a log

There once was a woman named Mary
Who had something heavy to carry
When she finally got there
She saw it was a bear
And it was very scary

Matthew is a very cute boy
Who wouldn’t share his toy
While on a big bus
He made a big fuss
All the riders, he did annoy

There once was a cat named Jack
Who could eat a Big Mac
Once he finished that
He became very fat
And then he fell on his back

Once there was a big cat
He was lazy and fat
He fell one day
And rolled far away
He was never seen after that