Saturday, February 7, 2009

You Be The Judge

Let's say two hypothetical parents take their four hypothetical children to Big Arena for the Big Event. As Big Event is concluding, Child #3 needs to use the bathroom. Parent #1 takes Child #3 and Child #4 (with the hypothetically small bladder) to the bathroom. Parent #2 remains in the assigned seats with Children #1 and #2.

Since Parent #1 left just before Big Event was over, the bathrooms are still empty. Children #3 and #4 do their business and they exit the bathroom quickly. Now Big Event is over and they are in the crowded hall of Big Arena. They do not see Parent #2 and Children #1 and #2 because they are still waiting patiently in the seats where they were left.

That's when Parent #1 sees a random exit door. Parent #1 decides to use this exit door to get out of the crowds and drags Child #3 and Child #4 out the door, despite the fact that it is on the wrong side of the building, it's thirty degrees outside, Child #4 left his coat in his seat, and Parent #2 and Children 1 & 2 are still sitting in their seats waiting!

Meanwhile, Parent #2 is beginning to wonder just how crowded those bathrooms are. Almost everyone else has left the arena. But Parent #2 knows that Parents #1 and #2 will only be able to find each other if Parent #2 stays right where he/she was left (since Parent #2 regrettably left his/her cell phone at home). Parent #2 does leave Children 1 & 2 in their seats and steps out into the hall several times to look for Parent #1 and Children 3 & 4, not venturing very far lest the safety of Children 1 & 2 be compromised. Finally, a security officer asks Parent #2 and Children 1 & 2 to leave the arena. They do. They check all the now empty bathrooms for Parent #1. They walk the entire hallway and even check the autograph line, knowing that Parent #1 would not be there but not thinking of anywhere else to look. They look everywhere except outside b/c there's no way that Parent #1 would have left the building without Parent #2, especially considering that Parent #2 is carrying Child #4's coat and it's COLD outside.

Parent #2 is beginning to panic. Could Parent#1 have had an accident and been whisked away in an ambulance with poor little scared Children 3 & 4 along for the ride? Did Parent#1 lose Child 3 or 4 and is now sitting in a security office trying to remember what they were wearing? Maybe Parent #1 decided to walk to the van two blocks away? No, that doesn't make sense.

Finally, Parent#2 begs the use of someone's cell phone and calls Parent#1's cell phone. Parent#1 is livid that Parent#2 is not outside in the freezing cold walking around the entire city on the off chance that perhaps Parent#1 is outside with Child #3 and poor coatless Child #4... and also that Parent#2 forgot the cell phone which they pay a lot of money for and why do they even have a cell phone if it's not going to be used... blah, blah, blah.

So, the choice is yours.. which Parent is at fault here? The Parent who waited patiently where he/she was left... or the Parent who exited the building without first checking for the other Parent where he/she was left?

8 comments:

Stephanie Appleton said...

HA! That is classic.

But of course the only right answer to your question of who is to blame is that both parent #1 and #2 contributed to the problem.

Though one would think that parent #1 would at least wait inside the building since poor child #4 did not have his coat. Hope parent #1 at least had his/her keys to the van!

Anonymous said...

Of course Jeff is to blame - why on earth would he go outside without one of their coats?! And, you can tell him that you didn't take your cell phone since you were together and didn't know he was going to do something so stupid! Love ya Jeff! LOL

Anonymous said...

huh?

Anonymous said...

It's quite obvious to me that the dad-parent is at fault. Always. No matter what. ;-)

crystal said...

I'm not touching this with a 10ft pole. LOL

Anonymous said...

Let's see if I figured this out. The parent who forgot the cell phone (I love when S does that! Add another phone, double the monthly bill, and then leave it in the truck all the time.)is the same parent who did NOT have to take 2 children to the public bathroom in a crowded arena and is also the parent who is now complaining? Why not leave a note in the seat for the responsible, um, i mean other parent and go on out?

Julie said...

The father, it's always the father.... LOL

MommyWise said...

Parent number 1 (the one wondering outside) seems to lack common sense. In fact, are you talking about my husband? I was wondering where he was that night. LOL